Modified 1997 Nissan Sentra | Quik Fix

SAMMY THE PIMPSTER... NOT QUITE A PIMP
1997 Nissan Sentra GLE

GETTING UPDATED PICS THIS WEEK 4/20/04!!!

Its been a while, so I`ve gotta get crackin` on updating this site. I`ve done a lot to the car since I`ve last posted here. So Let`s get down to business.

Just so you know ahead of time, I don`t know what I`m doing really. I`m almost a poser, except a poser would tell you that he does know what he`s doing. I on the other hand, just like playing with my car.

Okay, Table of Contents
Page 1: 'Why my car will never be a badass' disclaimer page
Page 2: The schtuff I`ve done already
Page 3: Future Plans
Page 4: UPDATES 4/20/03

Alrighty then. On to the disclaimer.

WHY MY CAR WILL NEVER BE A BADASS.

My first sentra was a 1994 B13 XE with nothing on it. The only reason I bought it was becuase I needed a reliable car to drive my kid around in. The kid was not planned, the Sentra was not planned. The only mods I did on the first Sentra (Sammy I) was some cute 13' polished aluminum rims, black outs up front, fog lights and rear window graphic. I fell in love with its peppiness. I also learned that you can practically disassemble a Sentra with a 10mm wrench and a phillips screwdriver.

I recently replaced that one with my current Sentra, Sammy II (I`m a weird guy; I name all my stuff. Okay, I`ve never named my...well, you know). I wanted to call it something different, but my kid kept calling it 'the new Sammy,' so the name stuck. Which brings me the reasons my car will never be a badass.

REASONS MY CAR WILL NEVER BE A BADASS (UPDATED)

Kids make it impossible to spend the money and time on such projects. Also, no matter what I do to the car, it`s hard to tactfully integrate the child`s car seat. Also, thanks to the idiot known as governor in Illinois whose name I can`t even spell let alone pronounce has decided that all kids under 8 must be in car seats. So I`ve added an additional car seat as an interior mod. Let`s face it, they`re too young to give a rat`s ass about cars, so I won`t receive any help from them, either. I tried to use them as jack-stands but all they did was whine the whole time. 'Daddy, I can`t feel my legs...' Ingrates. Maybe they could hold my 10mm wrench without crying. Not that I`ll be doing a lot under the hood, which leads me to the next reason my car will never be the bomb.

Ignorance. I have absolutely no idea how to modify an engine. Most of my mods will be asthetic because that`s all I know how to do. Of course, it would be better to say that I know what I`m doing, but I don`t want to do it. Yeah, I think I`ll do that.

Genius. I`m an automotive genius. I could make this bitch run like a ferarri, but I`m not going to bother. What a waste of time! I`ve got better things to do.

Did you buy that? Pretend you did and let`s move on.

The final reason is my wife. She would slit my throat if I went out and spent the duggets on a body kit. That`s no good; there`d be blood all over the upholstry. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of the upholstry?

Well now, let`s move on to the work that`s been done so far (or lack thereof).

Just click on that little number thingie down there and I`ll show you my work to date (or lack thereof).